Monday, May 21, 2012 at 8:30AM Thoughts on Mad Men: 'Christmas Waltz'
This is the week I get it together. Part of that is writing about Mad Men on Monday morning, rather than putting it off until later, which becomes much, much later.
(I hope that this initial resolve results in more posts on this blog, too. Maybe after the Mad Men season ends in three weeks... ?)
Maybe it was because I was tired, but the latest episode, "Christmas Waltz," really seemed to drag at first. Each time I fast-forwarded the DVR, I was surprised to see how little time had passed. (What, only nine minutes?) I don't usually feel that way. But what it may have lacked in narrative, the episode made up for with some fun surprises.
The usual disclaimer: If you haven't watched this episode of Mad Men, you should probably stop reading here. These will mostly be quick thoughts on what happened, but there will be spoilers. You have been warned.

• Finally, the return of Lane Pryce! What, he beats up Pete Campbell a few weeks ago, and is then nowhere to be seen? Did Jared Harris have a movie project he was working on?
Oh, as it turns out, he was probably hiding from the taxman. If only Don would've known, he could've brought over his copy of the Beatles' "Revolver" and played "Taxman" for Lane. He surely would've appreciated it, being British and all.
• At first, I thought the mention of Paul Kinsey was just kind of a tease. Ah, remember that guy? (That happened later in the episode when Don mentioned Burt Peterson.) It would've been a shame for him not to turn up, though. Especially when Harry Crane's secretary said he was threatening to stop by.
But then we see Paul and — oh, my God — he's a Hare Krishna! And he looks about as ridiculous as you'd think, shaved almost bald and clothed in robes. What happened to this guy?











• We soon find out, of course. After getting squeezed out when Sterling Cooper became the streamlined (cheaper) Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, Kinsey bounced around from agency to agency, steadily spiraling downward until he ended up with the Hare Krishnas.
Of course, as it often does, this turns out to be about a woman. That Lakshmi chick is pretty cute.
• How long is Don going to be sore about Megan leaving advertising to pursue acting? They go to a play that lampoons advertising, then go home and have a fight about it. ""No one's made a stronger stand against advertising than you," he jabs. Zing.
Later on, Don shows he's entirely self-involved when it comes to Megan's role at the agency, saying "I feel like the office misses her." But everyone else has moved on. Don's the one that misses her, and it has him constantly moping on his couch.
• Kinsey's story gets even better. Not only is he a Hare Krishna, but he wants to write for Star Trek and hopes Harry and his media contacts can get him a meeting at NBC. Kinsey should've called up Ken Cosgrove for advice on writing good sci-fi. (Oh, right — he wrote under a pseudonym.)
Things just get worse for poor Kinsey when his spec script for Star Trek is terrible, with "Negrons" that turn out to be white. Sad, but so hilarious. (Kinsey's plight, that is. Not the heavy-handed attempt at social commentary.)
• How soon before Lane forging Don's signature to write a check for himself comes back to bite him? Joan doesn't miss anything. I say she drops the hammer next week, giving him the beating that Pete Campbell couldn't. OK, she might be more sympathetic.
• Was anyone not smiling at Don and Joan going shopping for a Jaguar? Even as a fake couple, they make a killer pair. Maybe that's why Matthew Weiner never matched them up. For one thing, it's too easy. But I don't think we could handle the scorching chemistry in bigger doses. We wouldn't be able to look directly at their combined gorgeousness.
But as we later find out when the two spend the rest of the day commiserating over drinks at a bar (great line from Don: "You're gonna need to define some of these pronouns if you want me to keep listening."), Don and Joan just know too much about each other. Joan knows Don has been a philandering dog. Don knows Joan is a ball-buster who would call him on his bullshit constantly. It would never work. But it would probably be a lot of fun.
This episode will probably inspire loads of terrible Don-Joan 'shipper fan fiction.
• It's better than going home to a wife who wants to pick a fight. Megan was mad at Don for being out late and getting drunk, but... maybe it was work-related, so why was she so upset? Is she worried that Don loves his job more than he loves her? That he might somehow be glad that she's gone and is boozing it up — or worse, sleeping around — without her?
• Harry Crane is a doofus and maybe kind of a douchebag, but deep down, he cares about his ol' buddy.
OK, he slept with Kinsey's supposed girlfriend. But in his defense, Lakshmi threw herself at him! And later, she admitted that she took one for the team (took it you-know-where), in hopes that Harry wouldn't entertain or help Kinsey's screenwriting ambitions. Besides, as she also admits, the Krishnas need Kinsey too much. He's their best recruiter.
But seeing that his old friend needs a life preserver, Harry gives Kinsey a check and a bus ticket (I assume it wasn't a plane ticket, but maybe it was) to Los Angeles where he can pursue his dreams of writing bad sci-fi television. Even if Harry is perhaps leading Kinsey down another road to failure. At least his heart is in the right place.